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January 2012

23 posts

#22

“I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.”

BachmannHover for answer

Jan 19, 2012
#21

“Agnostics are just atheists without balls.”

ColbertHover for answer

Jan 17, 2012
#20

“I have two grandchildren – Maggie is 11, Robert is 9. I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they’re my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American.”

GingrichHover for answer

Jan 17, 2012
#19

“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here?’”

BachmanHover for answer

Jan 17, 2012
#18

“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.”

Colbert!Hover for answer

Jan 17, 2012
#17

“[Obama’s stimulus program is] one of the biggest peacetime spending binges in American history.”

RomneyHover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
#16

“The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument.”

GingrichHover for answer

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#15

“I have enormous personal ambition. I want to shift the entire planet. And I’m doing it. I am now a famous person. I represent real power.”

GingrichHover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
#14

“The problem isn’t too little money in political campaigns, but not enough.”

GingrichHover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
#13

“Corporations are people, my friend.”

RomneyHover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
#12

“Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.”

-About a city in across the Texas border, in Mexico.

PerryHover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
#11

“Why would you worry about what money is doing to the political process?”

Colbert!Hover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
#10

“That’s my baby. Do you know how hard it is to give away a baby? Now imagine if that baby had a whole lot of money. Imagine how much harder that would be to give away.”

Colbert!Hover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
#9

“You can always follow me on Tweeter.”

PerryHover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
#8

“It’s going to be 20 feet high. It’s going to have barbed wire on the top. It’s going to be electrified. And there’s going to be a sign on the other side saying, ‘It will kill you — Warning.’”

-Plans to secure the border

CainHover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
#7

“[Evolution is] a theory that’s out there. It’s got some gaps in it. In Texas we teach both Creationism and evolution.”

PerryHover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
#6

”America needs no apologies to the world. The best ally peace has ever known is the United States of America.”

RomneyHover for answer

Jan 16, 20121 note
#5

“Given all that America has done to lift others from poverty, given the millions of afflicted we have helped to heal and comfort, and given the hundreds of thousands of lives of America’s sons and daughters that have been, and are today, sacrificed to defend freedom, I will not apologize for America! I don’t apologize for America because I believe in America!”

RomneyHover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
#4

“I know why you want me to run, and I hear your clamor … Nevertheless, I am not ready to announce yet – even though it’s clear that the voters are desperate for a white, male, middle-aged, Jesus-trumpeting alternative.”

Colbert!Hover for answer

Jan 16, 2012
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