Joke candidate or actual Republican. Can you tell?

Dec 11

http://www.luls4.me/birth-control_93.htm

Jan 19

#22

“I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.”

BachmannHover for answer

Jan 18

#21

“Agnostics are just atheists without balls.”

ColbertHover for answer

#20

“I have two grandchildren – Maggie is 11, Robert is 9. I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they’re my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American.”

#19

“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here?’”

#18

“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.”

Jan 17

#17

“[Obama’s stimulus program is] one of the biggest peacetime spending binges in American history.”

#16

“The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument.”

#15

“I have enormous personal ambition. I want to shift the entire planet. And I’m doing it. I am now a famous person. I represent real power.”

#14

“The problem isn’t too little money in political campaigns, but not enough.”